*hank hill voice* That boy ain’t right
next time you unfollow someone for having a bad day and venting on their blog remember to be perfect for the rest of your life
♡ the person you would take a bullet for is behind the trigger ♡
The fuck does that quote mean
And what does it have to do with cutting wrapping paper
I ain’t gonna get shot by my fucking mum
“I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’”
Twice in the past few weeks I’m made a tweet about something only to have some twitter searching idiot reply to it and try to get me into a flame war because my tweet is unrelated to their cause. I can’t deal with people’s bullshit right now. I’m jobless and facing eviction I have enough stress as is.
DON’T RESPOND TO A COMPLETE STRANGERS TWEET TRYING TO GET THEM INTO A FLAME WAR IT DOES NOT HELP YOUR CAUSE
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU DON’T GET ME INVOLVED IN YOUR FLAME WAR BECAUSE I SAID MICROTRANSACTIONS ARE BAD FOR GAMING AND YOU’RE UPSET BECAUSE I DIDN’T SAY WHAT YOU WANTED ME TO SAY
Furries are considered weird deviants still yet mainstream capitalism desperately desires for me to want to fuck a green m&m.
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
Marvel’s Ultimate Spider-Man: Web Warriors
Sundays at 9 a.m. ET starting August 31
NIGGA WE MADE IT
Miles Morales voiced by Donald Glover aka Childish Gambino
This makes me really happy. From what I remember, Donald has wanted to portray spider-man for a long time!